
‘Reasons why kids make good zombies’
1. will put anything in mouth
2. fresher body parts resist post-mortem rot
3. able to target fleshy thigh-meat taller zombies miss
4. born creepy
Monday October 31, 2005

1. will put anything in mouth
2. fresher body parts resist post-mortem rot
3. able to target fleshy thigh-meat taller zombies miss
4. born creepy
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