‘Three things to say to Milton when his snowman melts’

1. You wouldn’t stop sinning, so the angels took him.

2. Your snowman evaporated into the air, but he’s going to fall back down as
rain and then return to you in your drinking water, and after you drink him he
will flow through your body and come out in your pee, and then you can play
with him because you’re a big baby and babies always play with their own pee.

3. Down with Whitey!