‘He’s totally not possessed’

First of all, let me assure you Milton is not possessed. What happened was he
was thirsty, so I brought him a glass of water, and when he touched the water it
started boiling, and then it turned into goat bile and blasted all over the room,
and then he flogged me with his tongue and his pillow exploded and the carpet
was bleeding and okay I guess maybe he is just a little bit possessed.