‘Unspoken preschooler pick-up lines’

1. Come here often? With crackers, that is?

2. You’re so pretty, I peed my pants. Well, I peed them a while ago,
but now there’s an excuse.

3. Heeey, baby. Not you – I was talking to myself.

4. Women don’t understand me, because I’m complicated.
And I’m chewing about 20 sticks of gum.

5. I bet you like to swing. At the playground. All … morning … long.

6. Excuse me while I slip into something with Spiderman on it.

7. I dare touch dog poo.