‘If dogs were one inch tall’

If dogs were one inch tall, they could live in Kleenex boxes.

But where would the Kleenexes live? In our homes, of course, where we humans
would worship them as gods. (I forgot to tell you – when they shrunk the dogs,
they also made the Kleenexes bigger and smarter than people, so now the
tissues rule the world and blow their snot on us. Sigh.)