‘Break’

[Minnie, ca. 1997]

The Daily Mumps is relieving itself of doodie for week or two uh, heh…
In the meantime, here are a few things you really shouldn’t do on the toilet but,
if we’re being honest, you totally do anyway:

bowl
kill
testify
socialize
chew
menace
celebrate
moisten
sing
shuck
this one you can do
haggle
restrain
overthrow
doze
sprout
drink
grieve